01.30.09
Eminem – Doe Ray Me
(feat. D12 & Obie Trice)
(Ja Rule)
Em you claim your mother’s a crackhead and Kim is a known slut
So what’s Hailie gonna be when she grows up?
(Eminem – (Hailie Jade))
Hahaaaa, Yeah, come on
G G G G G-Unit
Hailie (What??)
Come here baby
Bring daddy his oscar (ok)
Were gonna shove it up Ja Rule’s ass (hehehe)
(Swifty)
I’m about to get rid of some hoes it’s simple
I put the Murder Inc with lead and I’m not talking about a pencil
Look at what the fuck you dun got into
I see you found your nitch you’re just a bitch with a menstral
Claiming you a murderer and spelt it wrong
You but the E before the D because that’s all you on
You on Pac’s dick (bitch) you a replica guy if he were still alive you would never get by
All you do is cry bitch keep it real life is more than imitating niggas and eating pills
And what kind of mothafucker ruins 3 deals that another nigga got you they didn’t see
skills
And I ain’t playing your a brother getting cheated
And Ja Rule be praying on his cover cause he need it
And you niggas hating shut your mouths
It’s just the real niggas ain’t buying that shit you put out
(Obie)
Doe Rae Me but we don’t sing motherfuckers
So Murda Inc do your thing motherfuckers
You unleased on a team who expects nothing less then RnB coming from that regime
Regime is a little extreme neck to neck with soldiers motherfucking marines
Ja sold his soul to sing we have witnessed teen on the TV screen chase the dream
Now that you embrace the green don’t fuck with the triple beams
You’s a muther fucking actor slash Pac impersonating rapper
Slash Billy Holiday how it happen?
Artists with repituares saw him in action, Pac’s assasination
Def jam grabbed him, told him reinact him you’ll go platinum
They seen it for sure I know that Afeni Shakur don’t enjoy Jeffrey Atkins
Reinacting her boy saw him click clacking his toy
Match and destroy Shady slash Aftermath in detroit motherfucker
(Eminem)
Doe Rae Me Fa So La Dee Da
Don’t play me cause your washed up, lost your spot
Mama say mama sa Macosaca
Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac
Doe Rae Me cause we’re hot and you’re not
Going at me is the only shot you got
Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac
You can get popped after all that shit you pop
(Kon Artis)
Now we can skip past the mean mugs, get to the slugs
To grievence and the crying and intimate hugs
We don’t take you serious nigga you shook,
You’re half of a half wieght crook nigga get off X dick go sing a hook nigga
And you can’t replace the late great one and when your gone you’ll only be the late fake
one
Nigga please stick the script before the guns stick to the clip
And Benzino you ain’t shit but a bitch, fucking old ass ignorant innocent looking senior
citizen
Built up slap you like renisanse sicitive wait a minute hold on
Is it me or do we look like a banana with braids and clothes on
A bitch made man now how you gonna connect with them short ass arms like a Tyranasaurous
Rex
You niggas can scream, holla and curse and go ahead and respond
Pull that pen and pad up out of your purse
(Proof)
Slim set an impulse to get at the wanktas
He told me to let loose and spit at the ganstas
What up gotti were in this little war you pushed on
Put your ear to the drama for stucky and bush stones
What’s wrong? didn’t think were strong with real niggas
Roll like a boss in the streets they still feel us
This real witness yall ain’t caught the concept
You’re talking non sense to walking bomb threats
Contacts were blown by Benzetta in the Source
Threatning at the boss you’re gonna see me on your porch
Now Irv got the nerse to try serve on us
But Detroit niggas curve and they stirs to bust
(Kuniva)
Do I gotta get my nigga bugz, punks like you get beat up
Stomped unconscience and smacked with the heater
This rap cookie monster gets jabbed in the tonsils
With dicks so much that he should be fixed with a vagina
Who’s behind ya? Caddillac, Pac or that transvestite that dress like a Lil Kim Fox
Your just like a little wind box when I press tight on the trigger of this glock
That’s right on the little shit you got left to help you eat
You not Pac’s songs without laws will help you sleep
You got shot in your video trying to mock pac your mockavelli get your own identity
(Eminem)
Doe Rae Me Fa So La Dee Da
(Don’t EVER say my lil girls name in a song again)
Don’t play me cause your washed up, lost your spot
Mama say mama sa Macosaca
(Fucking punk pussy, BITCH!)
Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac
Doe Rae Me cause we’re hot and you’re not
(Im’a fuck you up boy)
Going at me is the only shot you got
(Never again in your mother fucking life)
Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac
(Gonna shoot the shit outa you little fucking midgits,
Hailie will whip your mother fucking asses)
You can get popped after all that shit you pop
(Obie Trice)
Yeah, that’s right motherfuckers
Shady Records, what you know about?
Fuck Benzino, fuck Ja Rule
Nigga, this is Obie Trice right here talkin to you mother fuckers
Ja Rule punk ass yeah
Fuck his soul for real ass
Nigga that’s soul, that’s the nigga from ’soul for real’
Candy rain ass nigga you got a deal now you rappin
You don’t know us, faggot ass mother fuckers
Give money to all my real niggas
Obie Trice, D12, G-Unit, 50 Cent, Hailie Jade Hahahaha
(Hailie) Daddy is Ja Rule taller than me?
(Eminem) No honey you guys are the same size
01.28.09
Eminem – The Kiss (Skit)
Eminem:
I’m gonna kill this bitch
Im’a kill him
I’m going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch
Gary:
Yo man
Eminem:
What
Gary:
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
Eminem:
Man would u shut the fuck up Gary you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there
Gary:
Aight let me park
Eminem:
Just park
Gary:
Im parkin!
Eminem:
Turn the car off dogg
Gary:
Aight
Eminem:
Aight we wait
Gary:
We wait for what?
Eminem:
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her
Gary:
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for
Eminem:
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty
Gary:
Man dont point that shit at me
Eminem:
Its not even loaded bitch, look
Gary:
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit
Eminem:
Yea but its funny as fuck
Gary:
Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear
Eminem:
Gets you everytime
Is that her?
Gary:
where?
Eminem:
Right there mothafucka
Gary:
Oohh yeah
Eminem:
Aight get down get down
Gary:
Fuck, what u doing to her?
Eminem:
Get Down!
Gary:
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?
Eminem:
Yo, who she walkin with
Gary:
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down
Eminem:
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him
Gary:
I dont think so
Eminem:
Dogg she just fucken kissed him
Gary:
No she didnt
Eminem:
Shes kissin him
Gary:
No shes not
Eminem: Gets out car
Gary:
Ohh shit
Eminem:
Come on
Screaming & Running
01.25.09
Eminem – Turn Me Loose
Eminem: Aite
Fred Durst: Check! Slim Shady, do the mic. kid
(Eminem)
I don’t do black music
I don’t do Withe music
I make fight music
For High School kids
I pull side full grips
When I drive like this (screech)
With a slipped disk
From a Limp Bizkit diss
I just missed the gift list for Christmas gifts
So I get pissed and can’t pick which wrist to slit
Little rich kids in cribs
Don’t attempt this shit
Just step back
While I prep up to pimp this bitch
So I said to the girl, I’m like
What up girl?
Shut up girl!
And showed her a cut-up squirrel
She screamed bloody murder so loud everybody heard her
Slapped me in the mouth and called me a nutty murderer
I moved on to two blondes
And kissed ‘em on a futon
(Ay yo baby!)
(What do you want?!)
I looked at ‘em both and I was like
Look, check this out toots, I’m lookin’ for cookie pus
I need to speak to ‘em immediately
They played my video on MTV last week
And just when I was thinkin’ I was all that and then some
In comes Fred Durst
(Fred Durst)
Yo Shady let me get some
Who knows what galaxy I came from
One where a bass drum hung from my high chair
Now I’m a nightmare
You stay right there
I got the diva
Hold the flavor of a single
See me and Shady?
I think we got a lock down
Shocked by the sound
I got you cruisin’ with your top down
These two blondes
I offered ‘em both a drink
And this you would think
Could get the party started
But instead them girls turned their heads
Opened up their mouths
Smelt like somebody farted
So if it’s time for me to move on
Shady said the livin’ room was a dance floor
So turn me loose
I was cuttin’ the rug with this chick
Bumped into this dude who was drunk
And a prick
Ramblin’ on about how
He was gonna kill me
Wow!
I spilled a drink on his shirt
But no- He insisted we should go
Before I could drop ‘em
Shady had to clock ‘em
The music stopped
The party stood in shock
So I looked around
Grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party’s goin’ my way
Or no way at all
But don’t you
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party’s goin’ my way
Or no way at all
(Eminem)
Turn me loose
You better tell ‘em to come re-shingle the roof
Just keep feedin’ me free drinks till I puke
And Fred’ll ask me to lead sing in his group
I’m sick at the barn
I’m not bein’ approached
Cuz Fred’s over there stealin’ all of my hoes
(Yo Fred save me some)
I walked up to these saimese twins
And asked to have a threesome
Told ‘em two heads are better that one
Plus I respect how y’all roll together as one
Got a slap in the teeth and a kick in the groin
Stood up like Ay wait, where you goin (bye!)
Oh well
Three strikes and I’m out
I struck out and stood tied to the road (ouch)
I ain’t tryin’ no more
Fuck it- I’m chillin’
Get a shot of yable (ahhh)
Fell asleep on the ceiling
(Fred Durst)
Who knows what galaxy I came from
One where a bass drum hung from my high chair
Now I’m a nightmare
You stay right there
I got the diva
Hold the flavor of a single
See me and Shady?
I think we got a lock down
Shocked by the sound
I got you cruisin’ with your top down
These two blondes
I offered ‘em both a drink
And this you would think
Could get the party started
But instead them girls turned their heads
Opened up their mouths
Smelt like somebody farted
So if it’s time for me to move on
Shady said the livin’ room was a dance floor
So turn me loose
I was cuttin’ the rug with this chick
Bumped into this dude who was drunk
And a prick
Ramblin’ on about how
He was gonna kill me
Wow!
I spilled a drink on his shirt
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party’s goin’ my way
Or no way at all
But don’t you
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party’s goin’ my way
Or no way at all
01.17.09
Eminem – Murder Murder (Remix)
From Next Friday soundtrack
Chorus: Eminem (repeat 4X)
It’s murder she wrote (it’s murder she wrote)
It wasn’t nuttin for her to be smoked (for her to be smoked)
(Eminem)
Left the keys in the van, with a gat in each hand
Went up in Eastland and shot a policeman
Fuck a peace plan, if a citizen bystands
the shit is in my hands, here’s yo’ lifespan
And for what yo’ life’s worth, this money is twice than
Grab a couple grand and lamp in Iceland
See I’m a nice man but money turned me to Satan
I’m thirsty for this green so bad I’m dehydratin
Hurry up with the cash bitch, I got a ride waitin
Shot a man twice in the back when he tried skatin
I want the whole pie, I won’t be denied nathan
Maybe I need my head inside straightened
Brain contemplatin, clean out the register
Dip before somebody catches ya
or gets your description and sketches ya
The connection was the prime suspect
But I ain’t set to flee the scene of the crime just yet
Cause I got a daughter to feed
And $200 ain’t enough to water the seed
The best thing would be for me to leave Taco Bell and hit up Chess King
And have the lady at the desk bring
money from the safe in the back, stepped in wavin the Mac
Cooperate, and we can operate, and save an attack
This bitch tried escapin the jack
Grabbed her by the throat, it’s murder she wrote
You barely heard a word as she choked
It wasn’t nuttin for her to be smoked
But I slammed her on her back til her vertebrae broke
Just then the pigs bust in yellin Freeze
But I’m already wanted for sellin ki’s
And bunch of other felonies from A to Z like spellin bees
So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees
I bust shots, they bust back
Hit be square in the chest, wasn’t wearin a vest
Left the house, pullin out the drive backin out
Blew the back end out this lady’s Jag, started blackin out
Pulled the Mac-10 out, stuck it in her face
Shut your yackin mouth, ‘fore I blow the brain from out the back ya scalp
Drug her by her hair, smacked her up
Thinkin fuck it, mug her while you’re there, jacked her up
Stole her car, made a profit
Grabbed the tape from out the deck and offed it out the window
Like the girl in Set It Off did
Jetted off kid, stole the whip, now I’m a criminal
Drove it through somebody’s yard, dove into they swimmin pool
Climbed out and collapsed on the patio
I made it out alive but I’m injured badly though
Parents screamin: Son, go in and call the police
Tell em there’s a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!
Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up
Run in they crib and at least leave with some little cheap stuff
Actin like they never seen nobody hit a ;ick before
Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64
When they sell out in stores the price triples
I ran up the block jumpin kids on tricycles
and collided with an 80-year old lady with groceries
There goes cheese, eggs, milk and Post Toasties
Stood up and started to see stars
Too many siren sounds, it seemed like a thousand police cars
Barely escaped, must-a been some dumb luck
Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin dump truck
But I think somebody seen me maybe
Plus I lost the damn Nintendo and I musta dropped the Beanie Baby
Fuck it I give up, I’m surrounded in blue suits
Came out with a white flag hollerin TRUCE TRUCE
and surrendered my weapon to cops
Wasn’t me! It was the gangster rap and the peppermint Schnapps
Chorus
Chorus (repeats again to fade)
01.14.09
Eminem – If I Get Locked Up Tonight
(Dr. Dre)
Check Check, 1,2 , 1,2 1,2(it’s rolling)
Yea yea yea Dr. Dre up in here Y’all know what this is.
Its what y’all been waiting for Funk Master Flex, Big Kap,
Def Jam Records giving it to you baby.
Yo Eminem show these mother fuckers what time it is baby
(Eminem)
I used to be a lonely man, only mad, until I got a million dollars, shit
Now if i only had some fucking hair I’d pull it, faster than a bullet
Out of Tupac’s chest before the ambulance came too late to do it
I’m trying to grow it back again, it was an accident
I had my back against the fan and chopped it off in Amsterdam
I hate the straight jacket it aint latching, and can’t lock it
So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets
The cell’s padded and battered like someone else had it
Before me, and just kept throwing they fucking selfs at it
My head is aching, I’m dedicated to medication
But this med is taking to long to bring me this sedadation? (Come on!)
Anyway I got down with Dre (What up?)
The first man who taught me how the glock sounded to spray
Running up and down the street screaming, Fuck the Police
When you still had your mother’s fucking Nipple stuck in your teeth
(Fucking baby) Became a role model after Colorado
Now all they do is follow me around and holla Bravo!
Hell yea I punch my bitch and beat my kids in public
Suck my dick, bitch
I’m sick enough to fuck a man in his face but I won’t
Cause you’ll probably wanna stand in his place
So put a sock in it, with your fake-ass Tupac image
You faggots ain’t tough, you just get drunk and become talkative
(Wanna Fight?) I’m probably the akwardest alcoholic talking
Walking like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket
So when you see me on your block stumbling, mumbling
A bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does
I ain’t buzzed, I’mm juss high on life
So why on earth would I need drugs, when I can fly on kites?
Motherfuckers, Slim Shady
Dr Dre: Dr Dre!
Eminem: I’m drunk pass the tec
(Eminem And Dr. Dre )
Cause if I get locked up tonite!
Then I might not come home tonite!
(Dre) Keep it moving! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is On
Cause if I get locked up tonite!
Then I might not come home tonite!
(Dre) Keep it moving! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is On
(Eminem)
The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire
I set a fucking girl on fire with a curling iron (AHH!)
Psych I’m just joking, for christ sake
Dont get so bent out of shape
Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends
Some people just don’t get it, but I won’t let it upset me
Cause they don’t know better
They don’t know what the fuck its like to be so fed up
And fed so many uppers you’re down and won’t get up
My mind’s got a mind of it’s own, sometimes I can’t find it at home
It hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?)
Shit, talk about your brain being baked
My shit’s still in the oven on 480 De-Grades
Hailey Jade, daddy loves you baby,
Don’t ever tell me how to raise my daughter fuck you lady
You critics wanna criticize but couldnt visualize
Individuals lives through a criminal’s eyes
The neighborhood that I grew up in you could die for nothing
And Dirty Dozen watches over me so try some dumb shit
I’ll have a fucking man raped with a band-aid over his mouth
And shove his head in the fan blade
Don’t ever tell me what I can and what I can’t say
Or change cause of the age range in my fan base
Like I give a fuck who’s buying this shit
Quit fucking buying it, I’m tired bitch, I’m dying to quit
Hip Hop is universal now, it’s all commercial now
It’s like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now
But now the Withe kids like it, so they tell me I can buy it
But as soon as I get on the mic it’s like the night get silent
Either that or booed, thats why I keep an attitude
And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon
I’m sick of being judged, fuck it let me see a judge
I’ll confess to every murder I committed since 3 years old
(Eminem And Dr. Dre )
Cause if I get locked up tonite!
Then I might not come home tonite!
(Dre) Keep it moving! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is On
Cause if I get locked up tonite!
Then I might not come home tonite!
(Dre) Keep it moving! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is On
(Dr. Dre)
Fuck that, turn that shit off
Let’s get the fuck out of here
You know how we do (echo)
